Now with 0% artificial generosity

Buy me some coffee compute.

The tip jar for people who make free things. Priced like tokens, tiny on purpose, and hard-capped at $100 — anything bigger and we’d have to call it a funding round.

Start your jar — it’s freeSee the 10 tiers
$10 – $100 · in steps of $10 · one-off or monthly · no equity
POST /tipmodel: buymesome-1
@yourname
Makes [your free thing] for the internet
Select compute allocation
> tier_40
Prompt, no retries
Gets it right first time. Allegedly.
Frequency
Send $40 of compute

One-off · processed by Stripe · no card stored here

No Pro tierNo “AI-powered gratitude”No $10,000 “enterprise” tipsJust $10 – $100
// inference pipeline

Three steps. No agents were harmed.

step_01 / input

Make a free thing

A library, a font, a newsletter, a tutorial, a very good meme. Hand-made by a human, ideally.

step_02 / deploy

Drop your jar link

buymesome.ai/yourname in your README, bio or footer. One link, zero onboarding funnels.

step_03 / output

Receive tokens of appreciation

Real money, $10 to $100 at a time. Small enough to say yes to. Big enough to buy the actual coffee.

// pricing_table.json

Ten tiers. One hard cap.

Pick one in the jar above and it lights up here too. We tried adding an 11th tier. Legal called it a seed round.

ERROR 402$110 exceeds max_tokens. Please be less generous.
// model card

buymesome-1

Every serious AI product ships a model card. Ours is about the same length and roughly as useful.

Parameters
10 (one per tier)
Context window
One nice message
Training data
Your gratitude, consensually sourced
Intended use
Thanking people who make free things
Known limitations
Cannot accept $101. Will not become a platform.
Fees
0% to us + payment processing

You made it for free. Let them tip you a little.

buymesome.ai/